theallpowerfulhashbrownsIm so ogre the Shrek jokeshttp://theallpowerfulhashbrowns.tumblr.com/post/100139423431/shitshilarious-there-is-nothing-theoreticalhttp://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/88971716928/comedian-john-oliver-interviews-theoretical

phantomthelabrat:

wrotten:

Sami Kuosmanen

At first glance I thought this was a herd of wild doritos
metalheadddMy Life Is My Diamondhttp://metalheaddd.tumblr.com/post/100139754396/charmancler-when-your-chemistry-teacher-giveshttp://defendpoppunk.co.vu/post/96641600041/when-your-chemistry-teacher-gives-you-a-bad-grade

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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metalheadddMy Life Is My Diamondhttp://metalheaddd.tumblr.com/post/100031565756/gnarly-when-the-red-light-just-turns-green-andhttp://gnarly.tumblr.com/post/95604311745/when-the-red-light-just-turns-green-and-somebody

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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metalheadddMy Life Is My Diamondhttp://metalheaddd.tumblr.com/post/100033117961/badnatured-no-wonder-theyre-called-oralhttp://badnatured.tumblr.com/post/78513471639/no-wonder-theyre-called-oral-presentations-they

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick


shekissedmeinchurchDancing with the Devilhttp://shekissedmeinchurch.tumblr.com/post/99884164040/rexuality-but-how-do-you-convince-little-kidshttp://rexuality.tumblr.com/post/99776028556/but-how-do-you-convince-little-kids-to-wear-clever

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"


shekissedmeinchurchDancing with the Devilhttp://shekissedmeinchurch.tumblr.com/post/99885624430/bitrates-imagine-how-leo-will-make-his-way-tohttp://bitrates.tumblr.com/post/78400075760/imagine-how-leo-will-make-his-way-to-the-stage

bitrates:

Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name

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neptunain:

FUCK GHOSTS MAN