person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.
what am i wearing for the first day of school? uhh isnt it obvious
gotta make that first impression countIS THAT A FUCKING MARCO POLO AND A PAIR OF JEANS