when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name