thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

crrabs:

this has gone too far
theallpowerfulhashbrownsIm so ogre the Shrek jokeshttp://theallpowerfulhashbrowns.tumblr.com/post/97435189101/narcissistic-introvert-danieljlaytonhttp://jsppred90.tumblr.com/post/56532370644/bahahaha
generalluvLife of Luvyhttp://generalluv.tumblr.com/post/97435838128http://iraffiruse.net/post/89285734191
theallpowerfulhashbrownsIm so ogre the Shrek jokeshttp://theallpowerfulhashbrowns.tumblr.com/post/97443085246/peperomint-nail-polish-on-fingernails-2-dayshttp://peperomint.tumblr.com/post/97371496272/nail-polish-on-fingernails-2-days-nail-polish-on

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

ghostmaladysome die looking for a hand to hold,http://ghostmalady.tumblr.com/post/97481446939/muslimmafia-my-grandfather-always-had-candy-inhttp://muslimmafia.tumblr.com/post/89526151097/my-grandfather-always-had-candy-in-his-pockets

muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

theallpowerfulhashbrownsIm so ogre the Shrek jokeshttp://theallpowerfulhashbrowns.tumblr.com/post/97485730891/yastbh-i-love-when-this-happenshttp://yastbh.tumblr.com/post/90765889496/i-love-when-this-happens

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account
theallpowerfulhashbrownsIm so ogre the Shrek jokeshttp://theallpowerfulhashbrowns.tumblr.com/post/97489454301/shmapey-justmyflawedlogichttp://samthewilson.tumblr.com/post/40170348061

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

theallpowerfulhashbrownsIm so ogre the Shrek jokeshttp://theallpowerfulhashbrowns.tumblr.com/post/97493191891/stargates-why-is-this-so-hardhttp://stargates.tumblr.com/post/94885571604/why-is-this-so-hard